Excessive, pompous, narcissism disguised as sarcasm hashtagging is fucking annoying. In fact it's so fucking annoying it's #fuckingannoying. I get it - people are trying to be clever. And sometimes it is, but mostly it's not. Why do people hashtag their cat so other users can see their picture of a #cutecat amongst millions of other #cutecats? I don't know either, friend, I just don't know.
If you want to keep a log of your lives, write a sentence about it. A beautifully constructed sentence conveys more meaning and evokes more memories than a single word ever could. That's what me thinks anyways. Here's why I hate on hashtags.
I've been a prolific writer since the day I was borned. It was a bit difficult to lift a pen in those first few hours, but where there's a will there's a Middleton, and all that. Sentences are my friend. We is like best buds.
And I just think if you have time to put twenty hashtags on a photo to describe what you think other people are too fucking stupid to see for themselves, then you have time to construct a bewitching, lingering sentence. I love words as well, but generally without hashtags interrupting my flow, man. I find that where there are sentences on Instagram, there are no spaces between the words. This shit is messing with my head.
The hashtag craze was presumably invented by someone who didn’t learn how to construct a sentence in school and still can't figure it out. Maybe it's just my personal preference, but I don't want to live in a dumbed down world of hashtags.
If you want to keep a log of your lives, write a sentence about it. A beautifully constructed sentence conveys more meaning and evokes more memories than a single word ever could. That's what me thinks anyways. Here's why I hate on hashtags.
I've been a prolific writer since the day I was borned. It was a bit difficult to lift a pen in those first few hours, but where there's a will there's a Middleton, and all that. Sentences are my friend. We is like best buds.
And I just think if you have time to put twenty hashtags on a photo to describe what you think other people are too fucking stupid to see for themselves, then you have time to construct a bewitching, lingering sentence. I love words as well, but generally without hashtags interrupting my flow, man. I find that where there are sentences on Instagram, there are no spaces between the words. This shit is messing with my head.
The hashtag craze was presumably invented by someone who didn’t learn how to construct a sentence in school and still can't figure it out. Maybe it's just my personal preference, but I don't want to live in a dumbed down world of hashtags.
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